EFFING INTERNET

like....in my own head. i would like to think that you all wonder what i am doing. but i know its just not the case..but in any event. i love to talk about myself. so here we go. past couple months....well i quit one job and got a job at another. when your boss calls you a stupid m effer its time to go....so i left. no biggie...job didnt pay that well. in fact. i make more money now delivering pizzas. weird. yes. i know my car is slowly dying and i spend alot of money on gas. but i dont really have to deal with a boss. and besides the occasional asshole customer or stiffed tip (i swear thats not sexual). its an easy job....i mean.. it still sucks. ive been thinking about canada lately. i like the idea of a confederacy. i like socialized medicine...but i hate the cold. and i dunno....seems  a little cliche moving to canada. thats everyones go to....oh shit palin is in office im moving to canada. like....that is gonna change so much. i did hear alot of people moved to Vancouver when bush was elected for a second term. i hope they renounced their citizenship and all of the sudden some sort of weird catastrophe hits and they arent allowed to return. one thing i would never do...is renounce my us citizenship. NEVER. why would you. i know i know this is gonna sound like every other paranoid southerner who likes to stockpile guns in their basement( which let me just say...i am not a fan of guns at all) but when the shit hits the fan i wanna be on this side of the world watching the shit hit the fan on cnn.....only seems fair. after all, i did have the pleasure of being born a u.s citizen. which entitles me to the biggest military in the world. enough about that..all that does is spark some sort of debate on whether you are proud to be an american or not...then someone will come along who lives in america...and tell us how much they hate america...then we tell them to move...the cycle is a vicious one. but alas.......i digress. i will miss you college football. i will miss you dearly. once again for the fifth time straight sec victory. feels great. so living in mainstrasse....you have the pleasure of using other peoples internet connections...and thats a pleasure i would never want to give up. but its not reliable. it drives me ape.  other than that...ive been chillin. any questions? i will answer them