WEEK 3
DATE LINE : THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER.
ALTHOUGH IM NOT THE HAPPIEST CAMPER IN THE WORLD TO BE WHERE I AM NOW. SHIT WAS GETTING OUTTA HAND WHERE I WAS. NO ONES FAULT BUT MY OWN. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE FIVE SONGS.....I JUST THINK THEY ARE REALLY GOOD. I AM IN NO CAPACITY A WORDSMITH WHO CAN WRITE SOME SORT OF IMAGERY TO DESCRIBE HOW I PERCEIVE A SONG. SO IM GONNA MAKE IT REAL SIMPLE
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PARQUET COURTS.
ITS NEW YORK...NEW YORK IS WAY TOO INTO ITSELF. BUT THESE DUDES ARE PRETTY COOL. I DONT KNOW THEM IN PERSON. AND....THEY PROBABLY WOULDNT LIKE ME IF THEY MET ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ON AN IRONIC THRIFT SHOP T SHIRT.. BUT IM A FAN. AND SERIOUSLY. THATS A RECORDER IN THE SONG. FOR SOME REASON THE DUDE SINGING REMINDS OF THE DUDE FROM THE MODERN LOVERS....WHAT WAS HIS NAME? I SUPPOSE I COULD GOOGLE IT. NAH. DONT YOU HATE THAT YOU LIKE THIS? DOES IT REMIND YOU OF THE STROKE? DO YOU THINK THESE DUDES ARE GLUTEN FREE? I BET AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS. OF COURSE IM ALL OVER THE BOARD WITH ASSUMPTIONS. BUT HELL......WE ALL DO IT.
MIKE KROL
THANKS JOSH FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS. IM STILL DIVING IN. BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG SO FAR. PERHAPS PICKING UP WHERE JAY REATARD LEFT OFF? MAYBE. PURISTS MIGHT ARGUE. BUT EITHER WAY....SONGS UNDER TWO MINUTES ARE REALLY WHAT I WANNA HEAR....WHO HAS TIME FOR A THREE MINUTE SONG WHEN YOUR TRYING TO CATCH UP ON THE LATEST GHOST HUNTERS EPISODE WHILE IRONING YOUR ED HARDY T SHIRT COLLECTION.
BRATMOBILE.
YES. SEXIST PIGS CAN LIKE RIOT GIRL BANDS. A GOOD SONG IS A GOOD SONG IS A GOOD SONG. BUT I BET YOU....THEY SUCKED LIVE....SOMEONE WILL PROLLY WRITE ME AND TELL ME IM WRONG. WHATEVER.....THE DUDE FROM THE FUCKING CHAMPS PRODUCED THIS ALBUM AND ADDED KEYBOARDS AND TAMBOURINE....WHAT...... I DONT HEAR ANY BASS.....INDICATIVE THAT THEY PROLLY SUCKED LIVE.. STOP PLAYING WITH OUT A BASS PLAYER. THE BLACK KEYS HAVE A FULL BAND NOW. THE WHITE STRIPES ARE OVER. THE TWO PIECE BAND IS OVER. STOP. BUT WAIT YOU SAY....THERE WERE THREE GIRLS IN THE BAND. YEAH.....I KNOW.....DRUMMER. AND TWO GUITAR PLAYERS. I BET THAT REALLY BLOWS YOUR MIND. FINAL RESULT....THIS ALBUM IS AWESOME. BUT I BET IT SUCKED LIVE.
THE BANANAS
ALL I WANTED WAS A CHANCE TO SEE WHATS IN YOUR FANCY PANTS. ONE MINUTE SIXTEEN SECONDS. ENOUGH SAID.
THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN
SO THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THESE DUDES I WAS STONED IN SOUTHERN INDIANA. THE SECOND TIME I HEARD THEM WAS LIVE IN CONCERT. MY THEN GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME STAYED AT MY DADS HOUSE TO WATCH MY THEN DOG. I BOUGHT THE CD CAME HOME (DRUNK) AND PLAYED THIS ALBUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS TILL FINALLY SHE WAS SINGING THE SONGS WITH ME. THIS WAS YEARS AGO. LIKE TEN OR ELEVEN. BUT I REMEMBER RIGHT THEN AND THERE THAT I DIDNT NEED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKED THE SAME MUSIC. I WOULD JUST DRILL IT INTO HER BRAIN AND NOT GIVE HER THE CHOICE. IT WAS THEN I BECAME THE JOSEPH STALIN OF MUSIC WHILE INVOLVED IN A RELATIONSHIP. SKIP TO A COUPLE MONTHS AGO. SOME CHICK I THOUGHT I LIKED WAS PLAYING ME DRAKE. ON MY STEREO IN MY THEN APARTMENT. I ONLY LISTENED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MIGHT GET LUCKY THAT NIGHT. FRIENDS. DRAKE IS NOT COOL. AND NOBODY IS WORTH SUBMITTING YOURSELF TO MODERN R&B. NOW JODECI OR SILK IS ANOTHER STORY. BECAUSE I LIKED THEM IN THE 8TH GRADE. AND IN THE 8TH GRADE I WORE BUTTON SILK SHIRTS AND FRENCH ROLLED MY JEANS ABOVE MY CLASSIC WHITE K SWISS SHOES....I ALSO HAD A PERMED MULLET.. AND NO....I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE BUMP A GRIND. ANYHOW....I PICKED THIS SONG BECAUSE THERE IS ALOT GOING ON. AND THAT DRUMMER IS KILLING IT.
I LOOK LIKE A SODA JERK.
FIND THE PLAYER.
GET SPOTIFY.
HIT PLAY.
READ.
PARQUET COURTS.
ITS NEW YORK...NEW YORK IS WAY TOO INTO ITSELF. BUT THESE DUDES ARE PRETTY COOL. I DONT KNOW THEM IN PERSON. AND....THEY PROBABLY WOULDNT LIKE ME IF THEY MET ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ON AN IRONIC THRIFT SHOP T SHIRT.. BUT IM A FAN. AND SERIOUSLY. THATS A RECORDER IN THE SONG. FOR SOME REASON THE DUDE SINGING REMINDS OF THE DUDE FROM THE MODERN LOVERS....WHAT WAS HIS NAME? I SUPPOSE I COULD GOOGLE IT. NAH. DONT YOU HATE THAT YOU LIKE THIS? DOES IT REMIND YOU OF THE STROKE? DO YOU THINK THESE DUDES ARE GLUTEN FREE? I BET AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS. OF COURSE IM ALL OVER THE BOARD WITH ASSUMPTIONS. BUT HELL......WE ALL DO IT.
MIKE KROL
THANKS JOSH FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS. IM STILL DIVING IN. BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG SO FAR. PERHAPS PICKING UP WHERE JAY REATARD LEFT OFF? MAYBE. PURISTS MIGHT ARGUE. BUT EITHER WAY....SONGS UNDER TWO MINUTES ARE REALLY WHAT I WANNA HEAR....WHO HAS TIME FOR A THREE MINUTE SONG WHEN YOUR TRYING TO CATCH UP ON THE LATEST GHOST HUNTERS EPISODE WHILE IRONING YOUR ED HARDY T SHIRT COLLECTION.
BRATMOBILE.
YES. SEXIST PIGS CAN LIKE RIOT GIRL BANDS. A GOOD SONG IS A GOOD SONG IS A GOOD SONG. BUT I BET YOU....THEY SUCKED LIVE....SOMEONE WILL PROLLY WRITE ME AND TELL ME IM WRONG. WHATEVER.....THE DUDE FROM THE FUCKING CHAMPS PRODUCED THIS ALBUM AND ADDED KEYBOARDS AND TAMBOURINE....WHAT...... I DONT HEAR ANY BASS.....INDICATIVE THAT THEY PROLLY SUCKED LIVE.. STOP PLAYING WITH OUT A BASS PLAYER. THE BLACK KEYS HAVE A FULL BAND NOW. THE WHITE STRIPES ARE OVER. THE TWO PIECE BAND IS OVER. STOP. BUT WAIT YOU SAY....THERE WERE THREE GIRLS IN THE BAND. YEAH.....I KNOW.....DRUMMER. AND TWO GUITAR PLAYERS. I BET THAT REALLY BLOWS YOUR MIND. FINAL RESULT....THIS ALBUM IS AWESOME. BUT I BET IT SUCKED LIVE.
THE BANANAS
ALL I WANTED WAS A CHANCE TO SEE WHATS IN YOUR FANCY PANTS. ONE MINUTE SIXTEEN SECONDS. ENOUGH SAID.
THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN
SO THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THESE DUDES I WAS STONED IN SOUTHERN INDIANA. THE SECOND TIME I HEARD THEM WAS LIVE IN CONCERT. MY THEN GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME STAYED AT MY DADS HOUSE TO WATCH MY THEN DOG. I BOUGHT THE CD CAME HOME (DRUNK) AND PLAYED THIS ALBUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS TILL FINALLY SHE WAS SINGING THE SONGS WITH ME. THIS WAS YEARS AGO. LIKE TEN OR ELEVEN. BUT I REMEMBER RIGHT THEN AND THERE THAT I DIDNT NEED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKED THE SAME MUSIC. I WOULD JUST DRILL IT INTO HER BRAIN AND NOT GIVE HER THE CHOICE. IT WAS THEN I BECAME THE JOSEPH STALIN OF MUSIC WHILE INVOLVED IN A RELATIONSHIP. SKIP TO A COUPLE MONTHS AGO. SOME CHICK I THOUGHT I LIKED WAS PLAYING ME DRAKE. ON MY STEREO IN MY THEN APARTMENT. I ONLY LISTENED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MIGHT GET LUCKY THAT NIGHT. FRIENDS. DRAKE IS NOT COOL. AND NOBODY IS WORTH SUBMITTING YOURSELF TO MODERN R&B. NOW JODECI OR SILK IS ANOTHER STORY. BECAUSE I LIKED THEM IN THE 8TH GRADE. AND IN THE 8TH GRADE I WORE BUTTON SILK SHIRTS AND FRENCH ROLLED MY JEANS ABOVE MY CLASSIC WHITE K SWISS SHOES....I ALSO HAD A PERMED MULLET.. AND NO....I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE BUMP A GRIND. ANYHOW....I PICKED THIS SONG BECAUSE THERE IS ALOT GOING ON. AND THAT DRUMMER IS KILLING IT.
I LOOK LIKE A SODA JERK.
