ITS DONE!!!!!

ITS BEEN A WHILE. YES

WEEK 3
DATE LINE : THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER. 

ALTHOUGH IM NOT THE HAPPIEST CAMPER IN THE WORLD TO BE WHERE I AM NOW. SHIT WAS GETTING OUTTA HAND WHERE I WAS.  NO ONES FAULT BUT MY OWN.  THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE FIVE SONGS.....I JUST THINK THEY ARE REALLY GOOD. I AM IN NO CAPACITY A WORDSMITH WHO CAN WRITE SOME SORT OF IMAGERY TO DESCRIBE HOW I PERCEIVE A SONG. SO IM GONNA MAKE IT REAL SIMPLE

FIND THE PLAYER.
GET SPOTIFY.
HIT PLAY.
READ.

PARQUET COURTS.
ITS NEW YORK...NEW YORK IS WAY TOO INTO ITSELF. BUT THESE DUDES ARE PRETTY COOL. I DONT KNOW THEM IN PERSON. AND....THEY PROBABLY WOULDNT  LIKE ME IF THEY MET ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ON AN IRONIC THRIFT SHOP T SHIRT.. BUT IM A FAN. AND SERIOUSLY. THATS A RECORDER IN THE SONG. FOR SOME REASON THE DUDE SINGING REMINDS OF THE DUDE FROM THE MODERN LOVERS....WHAT WAS HIS NAME? I SUPPOSE I COULD GOOGLE IT. NAH. DONT YOU HATE THAT YOU LIKE THIS? DOES IT REMIND YOU OF THE STROKE? DO YOU THINK THESE DUDES ARE GLUTEN FREE? I BET AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS. OF COURSE IM ALL OVER THE BOARD WITH ASSUMPTIONS. BUT HELL......WE ALL DO IT.

MIKE KROL
THANKS JOSH FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS. IM STILL DIVING IN. BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG SO FAR. PERHAPS PICKING UP WHERE JAY REATARD LEFT OFF? MAYBE. PURISTS MIGHT ARGUE. BUT EITHER WAY....SONGS UNDER TWO MINUTES ARE REALLY WHAT I WANNA HEAR....WHO HAS TIME FOR A THREE MINUTE SONG WHEN YOUR TRYING TO CATCH UP ON THE LATEST GHOST HUNTERS EPISODE WHILE IRONING YOUR ED HARDY T SHIRT COLLECTION.

BRATMOBILE.
YES. SEXIST PIGS CAN LIKE RIOT GIRL BANDS. A GOOD SONG IS A GOOD SONG IS A GOOD SONG. BUT I  BET YOU....THEY SUCKED LIVE....SOMEONE WILL PROLLY WRITE ME AND TELL ME IM WRONG. WHATEVER.....THE DUDE FROM THE FUCKING CHAMPS PRODUCED THIS ALBUM AND ADDED KEYBOARDS AND TAMBOURINE....WHAT...... I DONT HEAR ANY BASS.....INDICATIVE THAT THEY PROLLY SUCKED LIVE.. STOP PLAYING WITH OUT A BASS PLAYER. THE BLACK KEYS HAVE A FULL BAND NOW. THE WHITE STRIPES ARE OVER. THE TWO PIECE BAND IS OVER. STOP. BUT WAIT YOU SAY....THERE WERE THREE GIRLS IN THE BAND. YEAH.....I KNOW.....DRUMMER. AND TWO GUITAR PLAYERS. I BET THAT REALLY BLOWS YOUR MIND. FINAL RESULT....THIS ALBUM IS AWESOME. BUT I BET IT SUCKED LIVE.

THE BANANAS
ALL I WANTED WAS A CHANCE TO SEE WHATS IN YOUR FANCY PANTS. ONE MINUTE SIXTEEN SECONDS. ENOUGH SAID.

THE DISMEMBERMENT PLAN 
SO THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THESE DUDES I WAS STONED IN SOUTHERN INDIANA. THE SECOND TIME I HEARD THEM WAS LIVE IN CONCERT. MY THEN GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME STAYED AT MY DADS HOUSE TO WATCH MY  THEN DOG. I BOUGHT THE CD CAME HOME (DRUNK) AND PLAYED THIS ALBUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS TILL FINALLY SHE WAS SINGING THE SONGS WITH ME. THIS WAS YEARS AGO. LIKE TEN OR ELEVEN. BUT I REMEMBER RIGHT THEN AND THERE THAT I DIDNT NEED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKED THE SAME MUSIC. I WOULD JUST DRILL IT INTO HER BRAIN AND NOT GIVE HER THE CHOICE. IT WAS THEN I BECAME THE JOSEPH STALIN OF MUSIC WHILE INVOLVED IN A RELATIONSHIP. SKIP TO A COUPLE MONTHS AGO. SOME CHICK I THOUGHT I LIKED WAS PLAYING ME DRAKE. ON MY STEREO IN MY THEN APARTMENT. I ONLY LISTENED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MIGHT GET LUCKY THAT NIGHT. FRIENDS. DRAKE IS NOT COOL. AND NOBODY IS WORTH SUBMITTING YOURSELF TO MODERN R&B. NOW JODECI OR SILK IS ANOTHER STORY. BECAUSE I LIKED THEM IN THE 8TH GRADE. AND IN THE 8TH GRADE I WORE BUTTON SILK SHIRTS AND FRENCH ROLLED MY JEANS ABOVE MY CLASSIC WHITE K SWISS SHOES....I ALSO HAD A PERMED MULLET.. AND NO....I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE BUMP A GRIND. ANYHOW....I PICKED THIS SONG BECAUSE THERE IS ALOT GOING ON. AND THAT DRUMMER IS KILLING IT.

I LOOK LIKE A SODA JERK.









DAY CAMP DEMOS


HERE IS A COUPLE SONGS WE RECORDED AT OUR PRACTICE SPACE. SOUND PRETTY AWESOME FOR DEMOS. SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS FEEL FREE TO DOWNLOAD.


JENKINSCAST 2K12

IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHO THE BANDS ARE EMAIL ME

GET YOUR FACE MELTED

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

WITH THE ABILITY TO RECORD AND UPLOAD HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE NEW NCAA 2013...I WILL DO JUST THAT. YOULL NOTICE IM ALWAYS ALABAMA. THIS IS A 62 YARD RUN I HAD AGAINST SOME DUDE WHO WAS NEBRASKA.

IN OTHER NEWS. DAY CAMP.....12 SONGS. THREE MONTHS...THIS MIGHT BE A PERSONAL RECORD. NOT THAT IM REALLY WRITING THE SONGS...BUT PART OF THE PROCESS NONE THE LESS.

OUR OFFICIAL FIRST SHOW WAS JULY 7TH  2012 @ PIKE STREET LOUNGE IN COVINGTON. AN EXTREMELY HOT DAY...IN THE LOW HUNDREDS WITH THE HEAT INDEX...A MISERABLE DAY....NOT TO MENTION...THE BARS AC WAS OUT. BUG UPS TO ALL WHO STAYED ALOT OF PEOPLE HAD TO GO...AND I CANT SAY I BLAME THEM. SHITTY OHIO VALLEY WEATHER. SHITTY SHITTY OHIO VALLEY WEATHER. THANKS TO KATIE FOR THE PICTURE......THE SHOW. WE DID EXTREMELY WELL...IF NOT..ALMOST PERFECT. I NEVER HAD ANY DOUBTS THAT WE WOULDN'T DO ALRIGHT. HOPEFULLY WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING REAL REAL SOON.



IM STILL HERE

I JUST REALIZED HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN SINCE I'VE POSTED ANYTHING. SO...HERE"S A QUICK RUN DOWN...I GOT THROUGH WINTER.

OSO BEAR PLAYED THEIR LAST SHOW MAY 25TH 2012.

IM WORKING ON A NEW PROJECT CALLED DAYCAMP. 

ONE AWESOME THING WE HAVE BEEN DOING IS RECORDING PRETTY MUCH ALL OF OUR BAND PRACTICES. SO IVE DECIDED TO POST OUR PROGRESS...MAYBE SOMEONE WILL FIND THE WHOLE PROCESS INTERESTING.....I KNOW I DO...IM SURE ONE DAY ILL REFLECT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS OR SO....BUT TO BE HONEST I HAVENT REALLY FELT INSPIRED TO WRITE OR SHARE ANYTHING....IM GONNA TRY A LITTLE HARDER....IN THE MEANTIME DAYCAMP.



Pat...Vocals and guitar

Josh...Vocals and guitar

Nick... bass

George...drums


THE FOLLOWING IS FROM OUR THIRD PRACTICE.




Pillage and Plunder

dudes. A song i wrote about Kentucky. Scott Boone played guitar and sang. Gary Allgeier played bass. Jenkins on drums. this is from the first ep by Scotty Lust and the Two Timers. the original lineup. 2005.
about a year later i moved up to Cincinnati after getting in a fight with an added member to the band. after i left sayonara tiger i went back to playing in scotty lust and the two timers...then eventually left again. from this first six songs we did it was the first time i had ever really written lyrics or guitar riffs..... Scott added solos and Gary added bass. ive never really considered myself a songwriter....im just a drummer. if you notice on the kinda loud driving part it sounds like its kinda going in and out. thats because of the militer not being set right. i think it sounds kinda cool. pay attention to Gary's bass line. totally made the song. after all. its two chords.


land of the bloody ground. whos ground? not mine. and thats just fine with me. its somebody else
but i want your land dont stand in my way i dont like the way you look i dont like the things you say. theres a way to be cordial.. they pillaged and plundered the land of the native american

gonna round em all up gonna send em out wet. gonna make their land mine. in the name of the lord
we dont want your kind around. so do want you can. you're so unnatural
they say, that hes no man....hes a heartless godless savage. gonna take his land.
they pillage and plundered the land of the native american.


breakfast competition


ive never been one to really think i am better than people.....sike....ive always thought that. i hate people who try to hard. you know the typical....guys with awesome glittery power club shirts, crust punks,hipsters,vegans, republicans,democrats, the religious people, pacifists, atheists, shallow women, dudes who think status is everything, people who read at the library, people who still read, people who dont download music, people who actually think vinyl is better...you get my point. more than anything.....i hate stupid people. i mean people who literally are not smart. lack of education. on one hand i pity them for not being able to assimilate properly into society....their lack of education is a direct result of how they live....which in most cases are poor....and i feel bad for them...but on the other hand they maintain that....never wanting to change...and they pass it down from generation to generation. the marathon gas station in covington at about 145 in the am is a perfect example of this. its unbearable....the line was ridiculous....as i was sitting in the back of the line holding my breathe from the stench that you can see emanating off of the people. i noticed everyone was buying blunt papers.....all i wanted was a pack of smokes. the two guys in front of me paid for their sodas with their food stamp card....and cash for their cigs.....look.....hate is a really strong word....and i prolly shouldn't use it....when i say hate...im just using that word for dramatic effect. im just tired of people. not in that emo sense.....i like my friends and i like the people who are think like me and like the same things....i like people who are into things i dont understand so i can ask them alot of questions and backhandedly make fun of them for it....but you gotta understand...my job is dealing with people....shitty shitty stupid people. and at times it becomes really frustrating.....thank god for ole jim beam.




COME BACK SUN.





ive been watching alot of movies lately and laying in my bed. when im not laying in my bed working or watching movies. im reaching new levels of drunkenness. new limits are being reached...almost like a university who has been given a grant by the govt to research new levels of drunkenness. and i am the volunteer for the medicine. the one major thing that is missing right now.......music. oso bear played its last show sometime back in November. we haven't practiced since. true story.....i sleep through the daylight hours. i stay up all night reading Wikipedia and now i have seen all the a movies....so now ive been reduced to watching shitty be movies......ive been making somewhat poor decisions lately when it comes to certain things. yep....winter is here.

im really starting to get done with the winters. just think.....30 days of night....the movie...those vampires were huge dicks... wouldn't you be? no sun.....no sun equals no fun. and makes drinking more appealing then actually getting out and doing something. staying in is where its at
ive been researching someplace to travel. i would like to go by train. my default goto travel spot has always been Chicago. its a magical mid western city with awesome food and even awesomer music (cmon....seriously eff you on the awesomer)

Somewhere with daylight sounds more appealing right now......California.....the bay area......maybe even Florida..... Arizona....shit i dunno....just a get away.

winter in nky is a real bummer.....winter in KETUCKY is a real bummer. all the trees have done dormant....mostly....it rains....when it does snow its here for a day or two and becomes black from all the cars driving in it...then just becomes wet again. the sun hides all day in clouds. its a real drag. must find sunlight.